Users and Seducers
Thursday, August 24th, 2006
The people who benefit from software are commonly referred to as “users”. Heroin addicts are also referred to as “users”. There are very few pieces of software that can truly stake claim to have the level of addiction that heroin has. Games sometimes fall into this category. In other areas, if we can’t develop dependency and don’t have addicts, we have to seduce our public? “Seducee” is perhaps a more fitting word in most cases for our “users”. This would prevent the misconception of many programmers that the people who are confused by their software are “dumb users”. These programmers would then be perceived as bad lovers not capable of seducing thier partner. Their interfaces, being their embodiment in “the act” might then improve.


This biblical expression had quite a literal meaning when it first appeared. The word “apple” actually meant pupil. i.e. “the pupil of my eye” This is not the only misconception concerting the word apple. The forbidden fruit was not necessarily an apple. The type of fruit was never specified. Why then should a pupil (or apple) give their teacher an apple (or pupil) in order to be seen as the apple (or pupil) of the teachers eye? Save yourselves some trouble and just send me a fresh tree-ripened peach.